Click here to close
New Message Alert
Trump Obtained Podiatrist’s Note to Avoid Serving in Own Military Coup


Trump Obtained Podiatrist’s Note to Avoid Serving in Own Military Coup  

  Click Here to have an E-mail Sent to you when a new message is added to this thread
Author: TheCrow   Date: 7/20/2021 2:49:31 PM  +3/-0  

Donald Trump passes a large presidential seal as he walks away.
Photograph by Oliver Contreras / SIPA / Bloomberg / Getty
 

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump obtained a doctor’s note to avoid serving in his own military coup, according to a bombshell book published today.

The book, written by Trump’s New York-based podiatrist, Dr. Harland Dorrinson, reveals that the former President became concerned that, if a military coup that he was masterminding gained critical mass, he might be required to assume an active combat role.

 

To foreclose that possibility, he contacted Dorrinson, who has written a number of doctor’s notes for Trump over the years.

An excerpt from the note reads, “Donald J. Trump is suffering from extremely painful bone spurs that would make any active-duty participation in a military coup out of the question. In the event of such a coup, I strongly recommend that he be limited to an administrative role.”

The podiatrist’s searing exposé is the thirty-seventh book about the last days of Trump’s Presidency published this week, according to industry estimates.


 
    Return-To-Index   Display Full Msg Thread  FLAG This Message