Dear Old Guy,
I see you're doing battle with the lib retards on this site
But the rulers of logic and reason don't apply to libs.
This site is valuable in that it exposes lib mental vacuity.
Here in Atlantis we sea creatures monitor lib mind control from afar,
we still have Professor X leading the Giant Squids in their daily assault on our undersea Capitol.
Since the Squids have an IQ in the bottom quartile of sea creatures, it's impossible to reason with them.
SCiENCE!!
Phizer and Moderna have revived and partnered with the once defunct _Fish and Animal Liberation Movement_( FALM)
Theyre trying to impose a mandatory Covid Vaccine for us sea creatures!
They say Snalis and othe Molusks are super spreaders.
(Masks don't work on Snails, because they dont have ears, dontcha know!)
Biden's representstives in the US embassy here in Atlantis is advocating a new theory targeted at you Humans, (Professor X is their chief advisor, of course.)
it's called: "The Earth Wobble Theory."
As everyone knows, the seasons are caused by the way the earth's axis is offset from its orbital axis. Uneven heating and cyclic exposure to the sun causes thev earths weather patterns, and the atmospheric pressure systems that cause rain, snow and evaporation.
"Anthropogenic Glowbal Warming" according to this new "Earth Wobble " Climate change model, is caused by erratic variation seen in the earths rotational axis--and this caused by uneven distribution of humans on the earths surface-- their weight and that of their habitations on dry land, unbalances the earth and causes it to "wobble"
In short, as the humans increase in number, the earth wobbles more because it's increasingly out of balance. We sea creatures aren't to blame because we are more evenly distributed in the High Seas, our collecive mass is also closer to the earths center of mass.
So, Creepy Joe Biden will soon anounce the need for Humans to wear Government issued Knee-pads. Yeah, you humans will soon need to learn to walk on your knees? to lower your center of gravity, thereby reducing earth wobble. We need to rebalance the earths natural weather patterns, Joe says. He plans to appropriate another 2 trillion new federal dollars to fund solar powered go carts for 360 million Americans, so that all those top heavy gas burning automobiles will soon become obsolete, too.
Of course, how this will impact the latest "Transportation bill" ( Petey Buttcheeks' latest fiasco ) remains to be seen. Petey wants to tax normal personal driving mileage -/ much in the same way as truckers are already taxed. Go carts will have a lower CG, range, and Mass, do it seems Creepy Joes new tax will be offset by the solar powered go carts,
And in just a few more years, housing will be developed underground in large planned complexes. Existing structures wil need to be torn down, as they are both "energy and global imbalance inefficient" people will be forcibly relocated? according to the "master plan"
On the upside, Mask wearing will become unnecessary since the master plan has built -in "social distancing"
The only aviation allowed by 2028 will be _Amazon Delivery Drones_ ( delivering your food rations)
"To each according to need, from each according to ability" ..
But only card-carrying vaccinated DNC members will be allowed to get fresh fruit,
particularly bananas.
The "Master Plan" is rumored to ban bananas everywhere, as many Libs consider them a symbolic representation of a male phallus,
(which implies Cis-Gender Patriarchy and Male-dominated cultural hegemony, dontchaknow)
This is just the start.
Wear your masks
Get Your Vax
and
Wear your knee pads!
Useful idiots!!!
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