Is the TRUTH!
we had to have Creepy Joe to see how crazy these people are..
and all they have to talk about here is Trump?
guess what Libz.. Trump is far from over. And you know it.
kinda reminds me of the Sea of Galilee ..
(may God forgive me for plagiarizing scripture..
but according to the Great Whales God despises the lefts murderous lies too!)
"1. And lo Donald Trump was wearied by the great throng that pressed upon him, saying "Make America Graat Again" and asking that he perform healings, mirIckes, and again feed the starving masses since inflation had over taken the land. Indeed Creepy Joe made his appearance, stumbling badly, confusing now defunct mask mandates with Title 42.
2. And so did his inner circle retreat to his yacht off the coast of Miam, where upon they did plan and strategize.
3. A great storm did blow in from Nassau, and the ship rocked and trembled, and all the crew and staff pleased with the Donald to make port, lest the ship sink and the Donald should perish, with him all hope for a recovery of American independence and prosperity should be lost.
4. And the Donald spoke to the storm saying, 'Peace-- Be still!" And so it came to pass that the storm subsided and the yacht make port in Ft lauderdale
5 Upon reaching the harbor, the banks and docks were filled with Libz of all sorts, protesting that their pizza empire in Disney had been destroyed by the Governor De Santis. And they did hold up all sorts of signs and made obscenitie, calling for "post birth abortions" and electric cars and all measures of leftist abomination.
6. Surely these people are possessed with evil spirits, Donald's staff said.
7. And when they saw the Donald they did fall down and roll upon the ground wailing snd gnashing their teeth saying: "Donald whay are you here? Have you come to torment us before the coming elections?
8. Donald spoke and silenced the demons, demanding "what is your name?"
9. The throng of Liz shouted out many names of unclean spirits.. "Pelosi.. Schumer., Schiff.. Biden.. ocassio cortez.. and did cast themselves about as the demons rent their clothes and bodies., "cast us not into the political abyss" they pleaded.
10. And the Donald did shew compassion to these tormented Libz "Go forth," he said " and leave these people -- you may inhabit the body of Hillary Clinton-- for in her the demons are legion!"
11. And in this saying the unclean spirits fled the happless Libz. They soon recovered their senses, being healed of the torment of leftist gaslighting and disinformation. They took off their Covid masks, dressed in gender appropriate clothing and registered as Republican, singing and telling all what the Donald had done for them.
12. Upon hearing this, CNN executives plotted to spin this great conversion, saying the Donald had bewitched the masses, just as he had on the January 6th insurrection in Washington, and that he was again endangering "our Democracy"
13. upon hearing this, Creepy Uncle Joe rose from his stupor, claiming "I am the only one who can beat The Donald in 2024! I will run agai!"
14. And those corrupt billionaires, Deep State aparachiks, and all manners of High tech internet cencors were sore afraid.
15. And the demonic legions did flee the crowd and enter the body of Hillary. And her eyes glowed red as she embraced the surging infernal rage within her, for she knew her time was short!
to be continued...
Useful idiots!
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