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Author: Shooting Shark   Date: 6/15/2022 9:10:03 PM  +3/-3   Show Orig. Msg (this window) Or  In New Window

Shark:


(pressing the emergency button)


Nurse! Nurse!
Buddha is going into convulsions again! 


Nurse Cratchet:


"OMG! He's been hiding his meds! we're gonna need the moraphine drip 


22cc's per hour should do it!" ( sticking needle in his arm) 



Buddha:


(strapped to the gurney)


"Trump! TTrump!! Tttrrrump!!!"


 


Shark..


"He might bite his tongue!! he might break a tooth!!! Doo something!!!"


 


Buddha:


"January 6th --Trump did it!  Putin loves Trump --argh!"


 (spitting green slime) 


 


Shark:


" Maybe he needs an EXORCIST?!?"


 


Buddha:


"Trump sucks cock in HELL!!!"


 


Nurse Crachet:


(getting the electroshock padded ready)


"CLEAR!"


(Zapping the Buddha with 20,000 volts)


 


Buddha:


(momentarily rigid, then collapses)


"Trump..  Trump.. Trump.., Zzzzzz"


Shark:


" looks like it's working...Will our Buddha ever recover, nurse?"


....what will happen when he wakes up in November with no money in his 401k.. and gas prices at $10.50 a gallon! What will he do if Congress is 100% RED and Hillary goes to prison? What will he do if Trump becomes speaker of the House?"


Nurse Cratchet: " please don't speak that way.. he can still hear you, he's just sedated"


Shark: 


"Ok, I'm sorry.


...it seemed to start when the guy in the next room turned on a Fox newz radio broadcast"


Nurse Cratchet:


"FOX News??! OMG, radioes in this place are strictly forbidden! Our TDS patients are already suffering from CNN withdrawal.."


Shark:


"yeah.. I guess too much truth at once can cause a sever seizure in a lib, apparently."



Nurse Cratchet:


"Not all libz -- just the ones with stage 4 TDS., like your unfortunate friend here...
The rest of the mildly affected TDS sufferers have been cured. They are voting Republican.
They are calling for creepy Joe's impeachment!


Shark:


"How long before the Buddha might recover, do you think?"


 


Nurse Cratchet:


"Well, I'm not sure ""recover"


is the prognosis we can hope for in his case"


(scanning Buddha's  medical history) 


 


"His file says he has always been a terminally brainwashed


Useful Idiot!"


 


 


 


 
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