Shark:
(pressing the emergency button)
Nurse! Nurse! Buddha is going into convulsions again!
Nurse Cratchet:
"OMG! He's been hiding his meds! we're gonna need the moraphine drip
22cc's per hour should do it!" ( sticking needle in his arm)
Buddha:
(strapped to the gurney)
"Trump! TTrump!! Tttrrrump!!!"
Shark..
"He might bite his tongue!! he might break a tooth!!! Doo something!!!"
Buddha:
"January 6th --Trump did it! Putin loves Trump --argh!"
(spitting green slime)
Shark:
" Maybe he needs an EXORCIST?!?"
Buddha:
"Trump sucks cock in HELL!!!"
Nurse Crachet:
(getting the electroshock padded ready)
"CLEAR!"
(Zapping the Buddha with 20,000 volts)
Buddha:
(momentarily rigid, then collapses)
"Trump.. Trump.. Trump.., Zzzzzz"
Shark:
" looks like it's working...Will our Buddha ever recover, nurse?"
....what will happen when he wakes up in November with no money in his 401k.. and gas prices at $10.50 a gallon! What will he do if Congress is 100% RED and Hillary goes to prison? What will he do if Trump becomes speaker of the House?"
Nurse Cratchet: " please don't speak that way.. he can still hear you, he's just sedated"
Shark:
"Ok, I'm sorry.
...it seemed to start when the guy in the next room turned on a Fox newz radio broadcast"
Nurse Cratchet:
"FOX News??! OMG, radioes in this place are strictly forbidden! Our TDS patients are already suffering from CNN withdrawal.."
Shark:
"yeah.. I guess too much truth at once can cause a sever seizure in a lib, apparently."
Nurse Cratchet:
"Not all libz -- just the ones with stage 4 TDS., like your unfortunate friend here... The rest of the mildly affected TDS sufferers have been cured. They are voting Republican. They are calling for creepy Joe's impeachment!
Shark:
"How long before the Buddha might recover, do you think?"
Nurse Cratchet:
"Well, I'm not sure ""recover"
is the prognosis we can hope for in his case"
(scanning Buddha's medical history)
"His file says he has always been a terminally brainwashed
Useful Idiot!"
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