Off your meds again?
NURSE!!! Nurse!!!
( pressing the emergency buzzer)
Nurse Cratchet
"Yes? What's the matter ?"
Shark:
" it's happening again .. Buddha has come out
of his chemically induced coma and is talking about Trump again!"
Nurse Cratchet :
"Ok.. time for 'aversion therapy"
( putting eye drops in Buddha's eyes, installing the eye clamps to keep them open)
Shark: " Are you sure this is gonna work? It looks painful!"
Nurse Cratchet: "It IS painful! That's the point!
This therapy ids experimental.. no guarantees.."
Shark: " what's in those eye drops?"
Nurse Cratchet:
"It's a preparation of nausea inducing chemicals triggered by a mild electro shock. We will show the patient pictures of Creepy Joe and press this button, inducing a mild voltage that triggers the gag reflex, which cascades the autonomic reflex causing extreme nausea"
Shark:
"Gee, I don't need those eye drops!
I get sick every time that demented pervert Creepy Joe opens his mouth!"
Nurse Cratchet:
"yes most people do, even mild stage 1 and 2 TDS sufferers don't seem to need the drops, these days.."
Ok make sure he's strapped in.. here we go...
Buddha: " Trump caused 911! Trump caused the stock market crash in the 1920s! Trump is a shape shifter, He's the incarnation of Satan, the spiritual force that manifests as dictators and mass murders through human history. Trump is an anti-bodesatva!
Nurse Cratchet:
"Roll the pictures!"
( pressing the button)
Buddha : "Trump is evil!" ((((Barrrfff!!!)))
Shark:
"Damn! that shit works!.. I'm feeling a little nauseous myself"
Nurse Cratchet:
"Yes I shoulda warned you. Sympathetic puking is a normal reflex.. here take thes anti nausea drugs.."
Shark: ( swallowing s couple pills) Let's take a minute to
let it work.,"
Nurse Cratchet:
"Ok let's turn up the heat. Roll the next picture!"
Buddha: Trump! Trump ! He's the devil!!!
Shark
"Ok, I'm ready!"
Buddha: (( Barrrfff!!!)
Shark: (( Barrfff!))
Nurse Cratchet (( Barrfff!!!)
"Lets take a break..."
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