I'll hide Top secret documents  

Son: "Hey Daddy, what happens if I hide top secret documets in my personal residence even thought it's a felony"

Daddy: "The FBI will come to yoru door and raid your house and probably charge you with a felony"

Son "But what about this guy, Observer who comes off as an angry delusional paranoid person"

Daddy: "He's just bitter Trump got decimated. One he gets back on his meds, he'll calm down"

Son: "unlikely. They don't make meds that strong"

Daddy: "Well son, this is one time you may be right"