All the demons in Hell are gearing up for a "big push" this November. The newz will be saturated with the usual TRUMP mantra., but it seems Satan himself has decide to run for President, and is sure to get the Democratic Party nomination.
Creepy Joe it seems, was just a ploy to make even the devil look good. And since dems have had trouble making Trump look like the Devil. People aren't buying it. So Mephistophiles himself has decided to take matters into his own hands.
"Biden is incompetent", the Prince of Evil remarked recently in an exclusive interview with CNN anchor Don Lemon. "Obama was right" he continued, " never underestimate Joes ability to fuck things up!"
"The kingdom of the Antichrist will succeed through the efforts of the DNC" an anonymous Democrat spokesperson and OTO cult member said, off the record. "Hillary cannot be the Antichrist because she's a woman, but she remains the Devil's consort."
Saul Alynski is said to be organizing Democrats in Hell as we speak. "It's gonna be a showdown of epic proportions," Good verses Evil, they say. The "Pizza-Pedophile coalition" and the "Exonerate Hunter Biden" campaign have joined forces and are in complete support of the coming rule of Satan on Earth..
Buddha and Jetsheep both attended the recent "Satan for President" rally, held last weekend in Washington DC. Buddha remarked, "Satan may not be perfect, but at least he tries, and he cares."
Jetsheep asked: "Does this dress make my ass look fat?"
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