"Lot's Wife" .. a rock formation near ancient Sodom on the coast of the Dead Sea. I meant
Abraham
and his cousin Lot
who was visited by destroying angels
who had been ordered by God to wipe out New Orleans
apparently the angels got stuck in a time warp
and ended up talking to Abraham, whose cousin Lot lived in New Orleans,
in the Year of Our Lord 2022.
And when the Angels arrived on Bourbon Street
the drunken "decadence parade " perverts wanted to have sex with the angels
Lot offered the crowd of perverts his virgin daughters instead
which is pretty perverted in itself,
especially with all the monkey pox and AIDS,
but I digress.
And lo, the Angels blinded the rioting homosexual mob
and took Lot, his virgin daughtersb, and Lots wife outside the city of New Orleans
and lo, a meteor fell from the heavens
and it wiped out the city of New Orleans, which burned in fire and brimstone.
Creepy Joe said it was Trumps fault
that the destroying Angels had " destroying outr democracy"
Lot became a MAGA voter
But Lots wife, a disgusting RINO, turned back to view the city
and in so doing, The Lords curse fell upon her
She became a democrat, and was turned into a pillar of salt
( seen in the picture below. )
moral of the story
Beware the Fires from Heaven, The Monkey Pox and AIDs
And do not call good evil, and evil good,
Lest ye be visited by Destroying Angels
and suffer the fate of Sodomites and other
Useful idiots!
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