Nurse Cratchet:
"feeling better, Shark?"
Shark: Yes. But it looks like Buddha is having dry heaves..
Nurse Cratchet: "Ok, now we need to compete the aversion
Roll the pictures!"
Buddha: (( barrrffff!!! )) dry heaves
Shark: Make it stop!!! These pills aren't working on me !! (((( barrrffff!!!)))
Nurse Cratchet:
Now while the patient is in pain we can employ a hypnotic suggestion. First? he must be sedated.,
( 30 mg throazine injection)
Buddha: (whispering ) Trump!... zzzz.
Nurse Cratchet:
"Now we'll call Dr Camaron, He has had some extensive research in this area.."
Dr Cameron:
"Hello Shark, Miss Cratchet!., How can I help?"
Nurse Cratchet: "Patient is suffering from the most chronic case of TDS weve ever documented.
We were hoping to benefit from your past research
as a CIA contracted psychologist from Canada during the 1970s
working on the MK ultra program
partially declassified by thevefgorts of Senato Frank Church in 1977
( the church commission ) might be useful her.
Dr Cameron:
"I can neither affirm or deny my involvement in these alleged experiments,
and if I were involved I would not be disposed to divulge such information!"
Shark: "Cmon Doc! Skip the non-disclosure mumbo-jumbo. We know who you are. If uou can help the Buddha, please do so!"
Buddha: "mmmnnnzz.. Trump!...zzzzzz"
Shark;
"he's coming to.. what do we do?"
Dr Cameron:
"We used LSD back in my day, combined with Electroshock followed by repetitive audituory stimulus.
How much time do you have?"
Shark: " We'd like it at least if the Buddha would stop blaming Trump and accept the fact he actually voted for
the real 'Manchurian Candidate,' Creepy uncle Joe!
Dr Cameron: "As you may realize, our research back then was inconclusive. I've been outta the " mind control" game for many years now ., but I think you might want to move him to another research location..
Shark: "Where is that, Doc?"
Dr Cameron: " Disneyland."
( to be continued)
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