Randall Rothschild -- "Look Mortimer, our campaign against that upstart Donald Trump is working!
Mortimer Rockefeller-- "Yes Randall, but we should be careful , we need another crisis !"
RR-- "what do you mean? MR -- "This investigation has been stalled with Trump's "special master" petition
RR-- " How did we let that happen?"
MR -- "we're working on it. We'll make that 'judge' a cashier at Walmart before this is over!"
RR -- another crisis you say? School shooting? White Cop beating a black criminal? Outbreak of another designer disease? Does Bill Gates have a new plan?
MR - No, something really big. Our boy Joe can't read a teleprompter these days. Stage a tactical nuclear exchange in Ukraine and blame it on the Russians.. it almost worked with Trump. We can blame Russia for everything.
-- to be continued -- |