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Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist  

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Author: TheCrow   Date: 10/17/2022 4:26:12 PM  +4/-0   Show Orig. Msg (this window) Or  In New Window








October 14, 2022







Former U.S. President Donald Trump looks on during a campaign rally.


Photograph by Justin Sullivan / Getty


 














WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Minutes after the congressional committee investigating the January 6th insurrection voted unanimously to subpoena the former President, Donald J. Trump responded by submitting a note from his podiatrist.


The foot specialist, Dr. Harland Dorrinson, indicated in the note that Trump’s chronic bone-spur issues, which had been asymptomatic in recent years, had suddenly “been acting up again.”


“This afternoon, Mr. Trump began experiencing unbearable pain consistent with bone-spur inflammation,” the podiatrist wrote. “For this reason, I cannot in good conscience give him permission to testify.”


The podiatrist’s note did not appear to discourage one committee member, Representative Liz Cheney, who volunteered to hoist Trump onto a luggage trolley and wheel him into the hearing room.









 
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