What does Trump do?

He keeps talking. He keeps lying. He keeps yapping his lips so that he feels good about himself.

He keeps the nonesensical stuff going and going and going ...

Pooty, you are reminding me more and more of Trump every day! 

Let's do another poem

"Ode To Trump", inspired by Pooty 

Oh, Dear Trump, you tell me how to think

You thought I missed it, that little link

Oh, that twirling of your thumbs

And now new stuff about Ivanka in the shower,

Just shows a man who thinks his daughter is sexy

Must have some power

Or is it the long ties or the scribly pen

That he strokes up and down, but only when

He thinks it will impress others for all he had

But in reality, he's just pretty darn sad

And character traits so bad

He was never a leader,

Just a charlaitan of sorts

It's why you find him almost every other week

Giving depostiions in the courts

He claims everyone is out to get him

When in fact, he screws you and me

And yes, the russian girls I hear are true, and his love of their pee

"OH I have nothing to do with Russia"

He angrily proclaimed to the press one day

Until they found the blueprints

Of a a new Trump Tower, Moscow, for which he was willing to pay

But putin knew Trump was his puppet

So he stringed him along

And then when Biden kicked Trump's ass

Everything for Putin went wrong

So now, that Trump is getting sued a lot

You have to ask yourself

Did the russians help him in this last election with their troll farm bots?

I guess this is Putin's last escapade, as he struggles to win the war

And turmp tries to find meaning, bilking his supporters, so he's not once again poor.

Shark:

It's ok Buddha, you're safe!
We moved you to this nice hotel where you and Dr Cameron can have a chat.

Nurse Cratchet: The good doctor has some questions for you, Mr Buddha. Are you hungry? Want something to drink ? 

Dr Cameron: Well Buddha, I'm glad to see you had a good rest. Your friend Shark here has been very concerned about you, and so is Miss Cratchet. Do you remember who I am.? 

Buddha:

You're a member of Project Veritas! You think I'm stupid? I know you're a Trump operative trying to brainwash me! It won't work!! Orange Man Bad!!!!

Nurse Cratchet:

tough case, eh doc?

Dr Cameron:  

Buddha, you don't mind if I call you Buddha do you? Tell you what, I'll loosen those gurney straps if you can promise me you will cooperate with me for a few minutes while I ask you a few questions, maybe show you a few pictures, ok? 

Buddha:

as long as they aren't about TRUmP! 

Dr Cameron:

Do you ever remember going to Disneyland, Buddha? 

Buddha:

No.. Wait Disneyland is in Florida ..

not far from Mira Lago, right! Is this a trick question?

Dr Cameron :

Yhis has nothing to do with Trump. Let me show you this picture

What do you see, Buddha?

Buddha: 

The Disneyland castle, of course.

Dr Cameron

anf you say you've never been there?

Buddha

We went there when I was five years old, a family vacation.

Dr Cameron

I see.  Now have you ever seen the room in this picture before?

Buddha ( closing his eyes hard, starting to shake...)

Trump!!! trummmppp! Trump!!!!!

to be continued...

Trummmpp!!! Trummpp! TRuMP!!!!!!!!

Dr Cameron 

Nurse! A sedative please.. 50 mg thoraxine !

Shark:

WTF was that, Doc?! 

Dr Cameron:

I'd say its proof positive that your friend Buddga has been programmed and traumatized as a child.

He free-associates scary  and sexualized Disney figures with President Trump.

and he's been in Disney's basement! 

That is a sign of SRA  manifesting as an adult-

which means he was indeed programmed to be monarch slave!

the extent of his programming

and his  intended use today

is yet to be determined. 

Shark: 

Well, he's too ugly to be a beta ( sex slave) 

and he's too skinney  be a Delta ( assassin , soldier) 

and he's too unknown to be a Echo ( entertainer) 

and he's too naive to be a Papa ( politician) 

And Netfriction is too smal a media outlet

for him to be a Mike ( Media anchor/ editor) 

So Dr Cameron,

does the Monarch Progrsm ever make

just run of the mill

useful idiots? 

He talks to himself and loses the argument.