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Msg ID: 2741653 Musical Interlude : Where's Davey? +3/-3     
Author:Shooting Shark
9/8/2022 12:32:04 AM
Has anyone seen my son, David?

He was last seen driving a new ( financed at 14%! ) Turbocharged WRX with a tuned exhaust. He was listening to Blue Oyster Cult on the stereo, just like his Dad. (In my case, driving a Pontiac G-8)

I gave him the G-8 for his 25th birthday. He put a supercharger on it, a new Cam, headers, Camaro rear end and tuned the transmission for new shift points required for the 500 or so wheel-horsepower he gets out of it. ( I'm so proud of that boy!)

Then something happened.

He bought a house. ( has a mortgage)
He got married. ( 4 years now)
He has a kid. (my new Grandson, Henry)

Daughter-in-law's family is well to do.
Davids Father-in-Law listens to "Yacht Rock" on XM stereo

(Could he be an ALIEN?)

Where's David?

(He's obviously been abducted by aliens!)

This new guy looks just like my son
But drives a 5-series turbo BMW..
and it's QUIET!

Worse yet,
This new guy now listens to nothing but STEELY DAN all the time
and he doesn't even have a CAR PAYMENT!

__

"Give her some Funked up MuzacK, she treats you nice,
Feed her some hungry Reggee, she'll love you twice.
The girls don't seem to care,
tonight,
As long as the mood is right,
No static, no static no static at all..
FM!
No static at all!"






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Msg ID: 2741655 Musical Interlude : Where's Davey? +2/-3     
Author:Shooting Shark
9/8/2022 1:13:20 AM

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Msg ID: 2741725 Do you like the band Chicago?  +2/-1     
Author:bladeslap
9/8/2022 2:38:39 PM

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Reminds me a little of Chicago



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Msg ID: 2741811 Do you like the band Chicago?  +2/-1     
Author:Shooting Shark
9/9/2022 3:21:39 PM

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Msg ID: 2741901 Musical Interlude : Where's Davey? +2/-1     
Author:Shooting Shark
9/10/2022 4:47:59 PM

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Three Thumbs down to Steely Dan?!?!

you leftists are UN-American 

You might-as well hate

the Blues  AND  Jazz !!!

useful ( and tasteless) idiots!! 

 

 



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