I am as offended by that act as I was by hippie draft dodgers sewing the flag patches to the rear of their dirty hippie jeans so they could sit on it. Well, that's not quite true- I am more offended and disgusted by the commander-in-chief's disresepect for our nation's flag.
The order protects the stars and stripes against petting, kissing, humping, or other sexual assault by the former president
The order attempts to prevent this kind of flag abuse. (Credit: https://www.theguardian.com)
Aformerly fondled American flag, scheduled to be onstage with Donald Trump at the upcoming CPAC meeting in Florida this weekend, has filed a restraining order against the former president.
The Commander-in-Creep at the CPAC meeting two years ago. (Credit: https://www.businessinsider.com)
During the 2019 meeting, the Groper-in-Chief famously approached the flag and hugged, kissed, then humped the startled stars and stripes.
The flag filed with in an Orlando court this week to prevent Creep Throat from “petting, kissing, fondling, humping, stalking, or other sexual assault” during the annual meeting of the 2021 Conservative Political Action Conference, where he’s scheduled to speak.
Trump reached orgasm while millions watched back in 2019. (Credit: https://www.motherjones.com)
In the protective filing, the flag stated, “I was humiliated by this abusive pervert two years ago and I don’t want his grubby little hands anywhere near me this time. The order clearly states that he must stay on his side of the stage whenever I am present at CPAC.”
Criticized for groping the American flag back in 2019, King Leer said at the time, “You can grab them by the stripes, kiss them all over, and they love it. As president, you can do anything you want to a sexy flag.”
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