Narrative Script  

"Yes Buddha, everyone turns to CNN as the most reliable and unbiased news source. Everyone knows that.

My nomination for a Pulitzer in Journalism is Don Lemon. He's so smart. It's a shame Governor Cuomo's brother lost his job as a news anchor at CNN because of all those trumped up lies about Mario. Just imagine how many lives Governor Cupmo saved in NYC alone during the pandemic!  His brother just wanted justice, pointing out the REAL dirt on a CNN executive.. so they fired him for it! there's no justice in a world full of right-wing extremists, don'tya know."

(useful idiot)