Shark:
It's ok Buddha, you're safe! We moved you to this nice hotel where you and Dr Cameron can have a chat.
Nurse Cratchet: The good doctor has some questions for you, Mr Buddha. Are you hungry? Want something to drink ?
Dr Cameron: Well Buddha, I'm glad to see you had a good rest. Your friend Shark here has been very concerned about you, and so is Miss Cratchet. Do you remember who I am.?
Buddha:
You're a member of Project Veritas! You think I'm stupid? I know you're a Trump operative trying to brainwash me! It won't work!! Orange Man Bad!!!!
Nurse Cratchet:
tough case, eh doc?
Dr Cameron:
Buddha, you don't mind if I call you Buddha do you? Tell you what, I'll loosen those gurney straps if you can promise me you will cooperate with me for a few minutes while I ask you a few questions, maybe show you a few pictures, ok?
Buddha:
as long as they aren't about TRUmP!
Dr Cameron:
Do you ever remember going to Disneyland, Buddha?
Buddha:
No.. Wait Disneyland is in Florida ..
not far from Mira Lago, right! Is this a trick question?
Dr Cameron :
Yhis has nothing to do with Trump. Let me show you this picture
What do you see, Buddha?
Buddha:
The Disneyland castle, of course.
Dr Cameron
anf you say you've never been there?
Buddha
We went there when I was five years old, a family vacation.
Dr Cameron
I see. Now have you ever seen the room in this picture before?
Buddha ( closing his eyes hard, starting to shake...)
Trump!!! trummmppp! Trump!!!!!
to be continued...
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