Sharky, you made the news... Angry man was his copilot  

You're funny, Buddha. 

You woudnt EVER get me in an airliner if I dint need to commute to work occasionally. I'd rather drive and I frequentlyy do.. 

I didnt  read the article , but I will.

The last airline employee who notoriously abandoned his post, was a gay steward as I recall. He reputedly popped  a beer, made a quick PA announcement saying he was "outta here" , opened the emergency exit, slid down the ramp to the tarmac , and simply went "home"

They arrested him later at his boyfriends house. Abandoning a post as a crewmember is a federal crime. 
(So were you two surprised when they showed up at your house? Did you take time off from your daily Trump fantasies to attend his hearing?  Are you still together? Does Jetsheep know you're "two-timing" him? ) 

You do have to admit, that dress he wears makes his ass look fat! 
But I guess it "turns you on," right? 

Useful Idiot!